Narrated by
Linnea Lane
Debbie and I have finally graduated from Suffolk and have moved in with my parents. It's kind of a drag, so we take advantage of any privacy we can get. There was no bed for us when we moved in, so the closet had to do!
I spent most of the first few weeks at home alone though, so I filled my time with lots of jogging and tai chi. Everyone else was working but I just couldn't find anything interesting.
I did eventually decide I wanted to entertain people though and found a job as a mime! I've worked my way up to ventriloquist now - my career is so much fun!
Getting a good job was exciting but even more exciting was my proposal to Debbie.
She was thrilled, of course. We started planning right away.
Mum started working on her mother of the bride speech right away. Considering I didn't think marriage was a big deal to her or
Dad, I was kind of shocked she was so enthusiastic about the whole wedding thing. I guess the most shocking this is that we're not having speeches or toasts anyway. I hope Mum won't be too disappointed.
Lucky Debbie had the wedding to focus on at home because she was seriously bored at work. She was helping out with experiments at the lab and somehow didn't find it challenging to have to choose between red and blue pieces of liquorice.
The night before the wedding, I took Debbie and Mum on a jog to make sure we all slept
really soundly that night. Dad probably should have come too - he's porking up a bit lately!
At last, it was time for our big day!
When we started walking over to the chapel, we were very happy with our choice of venue. Not only was it the cheapest but it was freezing cold outside - the chapel is heated!
Dad was first inside the chapel. We have become pretty close of late, after me feeling quite neglected by him, pre-college.
Ah! We were finally married! We had quite a large guest list and not all of them could even fit into the chapel!
Athena did come, but she was late and missed the ceremony. Not going to mention exactly what I think of
that, but suffice to say, I was not impressed.
I sent Dad out for a weather test - if it warmed up a bit, we were all going to go outside and socialise. But no, it was still cold and there was a thunderstorm brewing. That's
good luck, right? Gah, don't tell me otherwise!
So the manager of the chapel let us have our mini-reception inside, as long as we didn't make a mess. I was a little worried that
Leo and
Filippo were going to break something with their kicky bag but they promised to be careful!